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zeldathemes

manhood:

I’M CAN’T

not-so-lion-hearted-girl:

Ive been playing for less than an hour

  #video  

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

image

here i come motherfucker

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

  #vine    #video  
skinny-wasteland:

terriblethoughtsx:

Basically

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skinny-wasteland:

terriblethoughtsx:

Basically