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vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

wonclerful:

when ur teacher gets mad at u for not doing ur homework 

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johtoween:

if you’re in a relationship with somebody and they make jokes about your appearance or express any kind of degradation against you in a humorous way, kick. their. ass. to. the. curb. This is bullshit emotionally abusive behavior and even though you’ll probably try to shrug it off at first it will end up hurting you a lot more later.

store: help wanted
me: *applies for job*
store: no not you

Me sexting my English girl

Me: what we finna do later
Girl: oi im gonna gobble your knob and bollocks

25 Truly Useful Inventions That You Never Knew You Needed

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beben-eleben:

Ironing Board Mirror

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The Rolling Bench That You Can Use After Rain

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Hour Glass LED Traffic Lights

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Universal Wrapping Paper

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Cup Holder Umbrella

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Toothpaste Tube Squeezer

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Baby Stroller and Scooter Hybrid

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Mirror Wiper

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Spaghetti Measuring Tool

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Rotating 360° Lego Sockets

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I been needed that mirror wiper and rotating socket!

queen-bmvagabond:

zombiekillas:

flufzy:

dennys:

His name…is Link.

dennys no

dennys yes

dennys why

queen-bmvagabond:

zombiekillas:

flufzy:

dennys:

His name…is Link.

dennys no

dennys yes

dennys why

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

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Song: 1996
Artist: The Wombats
Album: The Wombats proudly present...This Modern Glitch
Plays: 3,613

sighsongs:

I had no cares in the 1990’s

I knew of no downfalls

  #audio  

gaydicks666:

gaydicks666:

tbh lets bring back “random” humor

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you know what never mind 

nevver:

Where’s your head at?

livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

chadleymacguff:

partylikeits2007:

freshman year

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sophomore year

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junior year

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senior year

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college:

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