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Ok

So I’m going to have a busy week this week so I’m going on a mini hiatus without a blog sitter or a queue because I’m lazy as fuck right now. But I will probably return next week. And if some of unfollow me I don’t care because you’d probably do it when I don’t post ever second

  #but that's cool tho  

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

  #why is there like powder around it    #WHAT WAS SHE DOINH  
Zayn later today: fuck that wedding was today wasn't it

fronkiee:

sometimes i get really bored

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

hatesexual:

He’s absolutely magnificent.

hatesexual:

He’s absolutely magnificent.

  #I THOUGHT THIS WAS ZAYN MALIK    #BOYS  

vinegod:

Sandwich making w/ Zayn Malik by Kurtis Conner

  #video  

nishlo:

reblog this and I’ll write ur url on toilet paper and wipe myself with it

knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again